Oh, do I have a story for you today. Last night mommy and I were laying in bed. I fell asleep while mommy was texting her friends. Mommy doesn't really like it whenever I sleep with her. I always end up in her way. It's either me taking up too much room or me on top of her feet. When I fell asleep last night. I was laying right next to her legs. So she couldn't really move. So mommy stopped texting her friends and tried to move me. Which is never a good idea. She lifted one edge of the covers and tried to tip me over on to the other side of the bed. Didn't work. She then tried to lift me up by my paws. Didn't work. She then went to her last resort. Lifting my whole body up. Worst idea she could ever think of. As soon as she lifted me, one of her fingernails, scratched the inside of my "poop hole". I woke up screaming. She felt so bad that she brought me treats! I ate them of, obviously. And when she went back in to bed. I moved as far from her hands as I could. I NEVER want to feel that pain again. If I do, Beef is going to have to send me a ice pack.
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