Today I asked mommy to go for a stroll in my stroller with my wifey. She said no. I had to get my daily stroll NOW! So, I made a plan to get her to fall into my paws and give me my stroll.
Step 1- Find something mommy loves
Step 2- Hide it
Step 3- When mommy tries to find it I will go get it
Step 4- She will reward me with giving me a stroll.
It's perfect, not a single flaw. And I knew just the think to hide... Her phone. I got on the bed and took her phone while she was using the bathroom. And then, I hid it under her nightstand. Later, I started to hear her looking through her bed. I knew the plan was working. But then, she squatted... And then she saw her phone. I knew I was in trouble. After several minutes of mommy yelling and screaming at me, she felt bad and took me on a stroll anyways. I guess everything worked out just fine in the end!
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Fat Patty - Lè Steak
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