opportunity knocks

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If I see an opportunity to fill a void in the market, I can't help but notice. I'm gonna do it so long as it fits my lifestyle and I'm gonna fucking rock it too. I don't do anything half-assed and I don't do anything without getting PAID.

It was a Saturday afternoon when this super angry woman stormed out of the No Frills screaming, "God forbid you forget your motherfucking tote bags people. Because these rigid little assholes are NOT gonna help you."

She turned towards the store from the middle of the parking lot with both middle fingers held high in the air and shouted "F-U-C-K. Y-O-U No Frills" louder than I have ever heard anyone shout. People stopped and stared in absolute astonishment.

At one point she looked directly at me and flipped me off too - just for standing there watching.

When she finally squealed out of the parking lot in her Black Cabriolet I watched the store as more angry people left clutching cans and boxes with irritated scowls on their faces.

That's when I knew I had a business and a hungry clientèle.

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