(Please note: The following characters were tricked into drinking alcohol so that this chapter could be written, which is why certain characters, like Ponyboy and Sodapop, who don't drink, are marked down. Despite that fact, no characters were harmed in the making of this chapter [at least not that much, anyway]. Thank you.)
Darry: Starts to act like a crazed toddler on a sugar high.
Darry-Ooh, I wanna go to the park! I'm gonna run around and splash in the fountain and climb trees and, and, and, ooh! A car! Pretty lights! Shiny! Woo hoo!
Dally-Damnit, Darry! You wanna get yourself run over?
Darry-But Dally! There's pretty lights!
Sodapop: Giggles at everything, even if it isn't funny at all.
Johnny-And when my cat got run-over, I swear she made a sound that sounded exactly like my name. Like she cried 'Johnny!' right as the bus collided with her...*sobs* I'm sorry for crying, guys. I'm so, so sorry.
Sodapop-*breaks out laughing*
Johnny-*sobs even more*
Ponyboy: Starts quoting books and movies randomly, and usually gets the quotes wrong.
Ponyboy-Stay Bronze, Horseman, Stay Bronze, God damnit! STAY BRONZE!!!!!!!!!
(It is still unknown where this quote came from.)
Johnny: Starts recalling sad stories from his childhood. And trust me, he has a lot. :(
Johnny-And then my Mom told me that...that she doesn't ever want to see me again...and to get out! And I was only five! Five! Can you believe that? Five! *starts sobbing*
Sodapop-Let's all agree to never give Johnny alcohol again.
All-Agreed.
Two-Bit: Everything is a hot blonde. An angry Soc, Darry, A street lamp-you name it, Two-Bit will flirt with it.
Two-Bit-Hey, pretty lady. Maybe you wanna...see a movie or something? I'd...I'd dig that...I'd dig that a lot...
Steve-Two-Bit, that's a lamppost.
Two-Bit-Shaddup, Steve! You're a lamppost!
Dally: He sort of gets sleepy in a dreamlike way, almost like he's sleep-walking. He'll occasionally mutter random things (usually about animals), bump into walls, or burst out laughing for no apparent reason.
Dally-Hey Ponyboy, did you ever realize that llamas are just really fuzzy horses? I mean seriously; mind blown.
Ponyboy-Dally, llamas are a completely different species than horses, and have a totally different physical structure. If you want to relate them to an animal, relate them to alpacas.
Dally-I want some walrus meat.
Ponyboy-Oh, just forget it.
Dally-*Bursts out laughing*
Steve: Starts rapping (or trying to, at least).
Steve-A to the B to the C to the...*bursts out laughing*
Two-Bit-Stick with fixing cars, Stevie!
A/N: This was fun to write! :)
On a completely unrelated note, has anyone heard the Little Bunny Foo Foo song? You've probably heard it in nursery school. I still love it now. :) I used to cry when he got turned into a goon...(SPOILER ALERT! He doesn't stop bopping the field mice on the head.) *Sigh* I love that song.
Stay Gold, Tucker, Stay Gold.
Orange_Elephant a.k.a. SCR
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Random Outsiders Thingies
De TodoKinda inspired by those 'Random Outsiders' stories you'll occasionally find. Just a bunch of random things about the characters. (Note: The characters of The Outsiders were not hurt in the making of this story {mostly not, anyway})
