Me: What mouse walks on two feet?
Friend: IDK
Me: Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two feet?
Friend: DONALD DUCK!
Me: Every duck walks on two feet you idiot.
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Funny Jokes
RandomThese are jokes I found off of the Internet. I find these funny, so if you don't, please don't hate too hard... 200 jokes in this book!!! I felt like 200 was good, so there are 200 jokes in here.
Feet
Me: What mouse walks on two feet?
Friend: IDK
Me: Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two feet?
Friend: DONALD DUCK!
Me: Every duck walks on two feet you idiot.