Dad: can you get me a drink?
Son: sure, cola or Pepsi
Dad: cola
Son: normal or diet?
Dad: normal
Son: bottle or can?
Dad: bottle
Son: 1L or .5L?
Dad: screw it, just get me a water!
Son: normal or carbonated?
Dad: NORMAL!!!
Son: warm or cold?
Dad: get out!
Son: now or later?
Dad: I'm going to kill you!
Son: knife or gun?
Dad: GUN!!!
Son: head or body?
Dad: F*CK YOU!!!
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Funny Jokes
RandomThese are jokes I found off of the Internet. I find these funny, so if you don't, please don't hate too hard... 200 jokes in this book!!! I felt like 200 was good, so there are 200 jokes in here.
