A woman sees her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
"Ha, that isn't going to help." She says.
"Of course it does. It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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Funny Jokes
RandomThese are jokes I found off of the Internet. I find these funny, so if you don't, please don't hate too hard... 200 jokes in this book!!! I felt like 200 was good, so there are 200 jokes in here.
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A woman sees her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
"Ha, that isn't going to help." She says.
"Of course it does. It's the only way I can see the numbers."