Voldemort

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Person 1: Who is this?

Person 2: Your gf's dad. You need to show your worthy of her

Person 1: um...okay

Person 2: What word starts with "v" that she would hesitate to say?

Person 1: Voldemort!

Person 2: Come over for dinner whenever you want. And if you need to say the night, the condoms are in the drawer under the bathroom sink. My baby chose right.

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