Person 1: Who is this?
Person 2: Your gf's dad. You need to show your worthy of her
Person 1: um...okay
Person 2: What word starts with "v" that she would hesitate to say?
Person 1: Voldemort!
Person 2: Come over for dinner whenever you want. And if you need to say the night, the condoms are in the drawer under the bathroom sink. My baby chose right.
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Funny Jokes
RandomThese are jokes I found off of the Internet. I find these funny, so if you don't, please don't hate too hard... 200 jokes in this book!!! I felt like 200 was good, so there are 200 jokes in here.