Where's the P?

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Yay! Joke 100! This joke is kind of how I feel right now in this occasion.

Fred just learned his ABC's and was so nervous to recite them in front of the class.

Trembling, he began.

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXUYZ"

"Great job," the teacher says. "But where's the P?"

"It's running down my leg."

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