Lies

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

"Why are you arguing?" The teacher asks.

"We found a ten dollar bill and we are going to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." One of the boys says.

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," the teacher says. "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was!"

The boys gave the ten dollar bill to the teacher.

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