Daughter: Dad, I got my boyfriend pregnant.
Dad: WHAT?! WAIT TILL YOUR MOTHER HEARS ABOUT THIS! YOUR ONLY 15! YOUR GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
Daughter: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Dad: THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! THIS IS SERIOUS!
Daughter: Dad, read my first text a couple of times.
Dad: You tricked me!
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Funny Jokes
RandomThese are jokes I found off of the Internet. I find these funny, so if you don't, please don't hate too hard... 200 jokes in this book!!! I felt like 200 was good, so there are 200 jokes in here.
