A little boy used his sister as his assistant in a magic act. Smiling, he cuts her in half. Once the act leaves, the host then says, "You don't need to worry, that was only his half sister."
I was able to watch America's Got Talent in the audience near the front, and one of the first acts was this little boy and girl doing an AMAZING magic act! There was a comedian coming out between acts, when the judges are getting their makeup, to get the audience pumped. He said this joke after the act.
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Funny Jokes
RandomThese are jokes I found off of the Internet. I find these funny, so if you don't, please don't hate too hard... 200 jokes in this book!!! I felt like 200 was good, so there are 200 jokes in here.
