Once I picked up Polly, I decided that I would do what I've wanted to for years. I'd go on a reenactment of the Wyatt Shaw Massacre.
Polly was sleeping soundly in her car seat. 'Not for long lil' demon spawn' I thought to myself. She was the first on my hit list.
I drove quickly, faster than I ever would in any other circumstance, exactly 35 miles per hour. I was nearing the cliff. I am going to do it. Polly Honeyseed Suckleberry Finn Schrob is gonna die.
When I was at the edge of the mountain, I picked up the blue eyed future crack-whore slut, and looked at her.
"You are a mistake. A lost cause. Your life is a useless reminder of your traitorous father. Be prepared for your soon death." I spoke to her harshly, she continued to babble like the baby she was.
I turned to the edge of the cliff, and I threw her off the mountainside screaming "YEAT!" At the top of my list.
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bye bye whore! Lorena's next!" I yelled off into the distance.
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50 Shades of Schrob
De TodoThere was once two men, both in their mid-fifties, both 8th grade math teachers. They both seemed like complete assholes, but when they're together they're gay lovers. One day, though, their lives will spiral downwards due to a mistress. In the end...
