Our ogrelord and savior in this world and the next. He is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his ogre cum tastes like onions. He is married to the most shrexy woman ever, Fiona, and can kill Drek and Farquaad with a single dick swipe. If you ever happen to wander along and end up in his swamp he will scream "THIS IS MUH SWAMP" because it is. If seen you must have an ogregy on the spot. If you're reading this and you're Drek then you're already ogre for.
Bill: Hey Dave! Did you know Shrek is Drek?
Dave: You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself!
Definition made by: Cheif Sosa Boy
Created: October 28, 2013
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