Being Bart's Daughter

Cameron

It's been three weeks since waking up. Three treacherous weeks. Everyday was the same routine. I'd wake up, eat their 'food', shower, brush my teeth, talk to my dad until it was time for him to leave, eat then go to sleep.

Today I finally get to leave this place.
"Hey are you ready?" My dad asked. I looked down and saw that I was still in my hospital gown. I couldn't leave in this....everything would be on...display.
"Um did you bring me some clothes?" I asked. His eyes widened and his mouth formed an 'O' shape.
"Weeeeelll," he started, his voice alarmingly high pitched. "You see I did but the....sock goblin came and took your socks and also the rest of your clothes....Yep that's what I'm going with." He said earning a chuckle from me. "I'll go get you some." He said before rushing out of the door.

I sighed and waited for him to come back. I no longer had anyone to talk to as Abi was dismissed from the hospital a few days ago. I got her number and it turns out that she lives down the road!

I got out my phone and scrolled aimlessly through Twitter when I saw a guy walk past my room. He stood talking to somebody when he turned around. IT WAS CAMERON! I hopped off my bed using my crutches, wrapped a blanket around myself and tried to get to him as fast as I could which was very hard considering that I had a broken leg. I 'ran' out of the room and started to chase him through the corridor.
"CAMERON!" I shouted. He was too far away and couldn't hear me. I quickened my pace hoping that he wouldn't escape.
"CAMERON DALLAS! CAM! CAMMY. CAMCAM. C-DOG. DALLAS. TEXAS. OH MY GOD JUST TURN AROUND!" I shouted. Still nothing. I had to think of a way to get him to hear me. I looked around and saw a karaoke machine in the lobby that was close enough to make him hear me. I rushed over before grabbing the microphone.
"DO IT FOR THE VINE!" I screamed. Immediately he snapped his head up and replied "I AINT GON DO IT!" A huge smile broke out on my face.
"DO IT FOR THE VINE!"
"I AINT GON DO IT!"
"DO IT FOR THE VINE!" I screamed louder than ever.
"I AINT GON DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!" He screamed whilst twerking on the wall. Just then the same greasy nurse that told me off previously, marched over to Cameron and began to open her mouth. Oh hell no.
"Listen here you wrinkle sack." I said into the microphone. Everybody looked at me shocked but remained silent. "I've already told you where you can stick it. Nobody is going to listen to you, a desperate, slimy b*tch who thinks she's so above everybody even though that is far from the truth. So I suggest you leave him alone or else." I threatened. She glared at me and I gave her a sickly sweet smile.
"Fine! I hated this job anyway, I quit!" She said angrily. Everybody turned to look at me. Oh no. This can't be good.
"What's your name?" Asked a random doctor.
"Jade." I said quietly.
"LETS GIVE IT UP FOR JADE EVERYBODY!" He shouted. The room was filled with applause and cheers. I did an awkward wave and walked over to Cameron.
"Hey Cam!" I said giving him a tight squeeze. He hesitated before hugging back.
"Hey....Jade?" He asked. I nodded my head and he continued. "Do you want a picture or something?" He asked. I laughed and shook my head.
"I want something else. WAIT NOT LIKE THAT! I'm not a sexual predator I promise! Well I'm only 13 and I haven't even had my first kiss yet but you know what I mean! Oh dear lord that was bad...." I trailed off. I looked up at him to see that he was laughing so hard that he was crying.
"I like you, you're funny." He said before wiping away his tears. "Anyways what was it?" He asked.
"Okay so here's the idea....." I told him my plan and he agreed. We swapped numbers and went our separate ways.
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20 minutes later dad walked in and handed me my clothes. I went to the bathroom and shrugged on my outfit. I walked back to see that him and Cameron were talking and laughing like old friends.
"Jade!" My Dad called me over. "I want you to meet Cameron. Cameron this is my daughter Jade." He said. I looked at Cam and his eyes were wide open.
"She's your daughter?" He asked in disbelief.
"Yes." My dad said proudly. "Cameron was just telling me this amazing idea for a tour. I was thinking of managing it all! What do you think?" He asked.
"I think it's perfect." I said knowing that it was the one I had talked to Cam about before. He turned to me and went to speak but I cut him off.
"That's a great idea." I said. He gave me a look but I ignored it. Step one of 'Operation MagCon is complete.