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Legolas: And that's how I get my gorgeous hair so perfect!!
Aragorn: Thanks Legolas I'll be sure to use it sometime
Legolas: It's ok, bye *waves and leaves*
Aragon: bye. 😐😀 🎶They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard *hum* 🎶They're taking to Hobbits to Isenguard They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard *ect keeps singing*🎶
Legolas: *comes back* what?
Aragon: Huh?
Legolas: wha?
Aragon:...
Legolas: 😑 ok.....
Aragon: 😊

So that was the first chapter? #Shortestchapterever!!!
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Gimli: But you will keep going? Right?

Um.... I could try-

Gimli: IM TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!!!

Ok ok I'll keep going! Jeez
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Gimli: I never thought I would die side by side with an elf
Legolas: what about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: aye, I could do that *holds Legolas' hand*
Aragorn: ..... Ok
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Gimli: you know what Legolas?
Legolas: What?
Gimli: you should cut you hair!
Legolas: SAY WHA?!? MY HAIR IS FABULOUS!!!
Gimli: But you have no girls!!
Legolas:......
Gimli: Aragorn has one, Samwise has one, Pippin now has one, EVEN SAURON HAS A GIRL!!!!
Legolas: no he doesn't
Gimli: *cough* the ring!! *cough*
Legolas: but it- oh whatever Ok
Gimli: and they don't have hair like you!
Legolas: 😑 do you know what fans are?
Gimli: *goes onto tumblr* Yes
Legolas: 😐 goodbye
Legolas left wattpad
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Aragorn: Were's Legolas?
Gimli: cutting his hair
Legolas came back onto wattpad
Legolas: don't listen to him!!!
Aragorn: you should cut your hair
Legolas left again
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Aragorn: Hey Legolas

Legolas: Yes

Aragorn: How come you're always telling me how to get the ladies but you have none

Legolas: PLEASE!!!! SURELY THE KING OF GONDOR HAS HEARD OF FANGIRLS!!!!

Aragorn: Fan what?

Legolas: wow, ok then follow me

a few hours later

Legolas: Ready?

Aragorn: for what?

Legolas: *sticks head out of car window*

Fangirls: *running after Legolas and Aragorn's car* LLLEEEGGGOOOLLLAAASSS NFEVFEBIVKJNWC D CK

Aragorn: oh let me try!

Fangirls: ..... D JEBICJENDICJNEDIFJNEWDSIJDNIE3FBNINEFEIUF (Can't evening)


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