Sherlock Texts

Sherlock's Group Chat

Sherlock:
Bored.

Watson:
Sherlock! Stop shooting the wall!

Sherlock:
What? I'm bored.

Watson:
Mrs. Hudson!

Mrs. Hudson:
Yes John?

Watson:
Sherlock's shooting the walls again!

Sherlock:
I'll pay for the flat damages.

Mrs. Hudson:
How? You don't make any money.

Sherlock:
Oh...

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Watson:
Did he just leave?

Moriarty:
Yes.

Watson:
Moriarty! How did you get on this text?

Moriarty:
Anderson showed me!

Anderson:
You see? I don't lower IQ's!

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Watson:
Yes...

Moriarty:
You...

Sherlock:
Do!

Anderson:
Ugh...

Mrs. Hudson:
Who's paying for the walls?