Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader {Collection of Short Stories/Drabbles}

Sneaky

You let out a long sigh as you closed the front door of your home behind you and set your purse and keys down on the counter. You brushed your (h/l) (h/c) locks of hair away from your face as you walked into the living room. All you really wanted was to heat up something to eat and go to sleep. Before you could get into the kitchen, however, you heard your husband call you from down the hall.

"(F/n)!"

His voice had a sort of song-like tone to it, indicating to you that he was up to something. You carefully walked down the hallway and into your bedroom only to start blushing madly at the scene in front of you.

Kuroo was lying down across the bed on his side, wearing an unbuttoned shirt that exposed his well-built torso, as well as a pair of pants that hugged his thighs very nicely. He wiggled his eyebrows slightly and ran a hand through his bedhead as he smiled seductively.

"Tetsurou, what the hell are you—"

"How was your day at work, kitten?" he asked, interrupting you. If he was trying to make his voice sound smoother, it was working. "Those clothes must be uncomfortable. Come over here and I'll help you take them off."

You felt yourself blush even more at his offer, but you approached the bed anyway and sat down next to him. He moved closer to you and you allowed him to slide your jacket off.

"What do you want, baby? I'm feeling generous," he wondered, glancing at you before pressing his lips against your neck.

You took a moment to think as he unbuttoned your blouse. "You know, I could really go for some mac and cheese... Or maybe those leftover pizza slices from last night," you suggested, thinking more about food than about the situation you were in.

"(F/n)..." Kuroo groaned softly into your neck.

"You asked me what I wanted and I'm telling you that I want you to heat up some food for me," you said. There was a long pause in the conversation as he ignored you and continued kissing up your neck. "Okay, if you're not going to do it, then I'll just go and put it in the microwave myself."

You started to get up, but Kuroo grabbed your waist and pulled you back down. "Is the microwaveable food really more important than this right now?" he asked, looking into your (e/c) eyes with his own brown eyes.

Why do I get the feeling that he's up to something? you wondered as you gazed into his eyes, trying to read him. "You're being extra pushy today, aren't you?" He usually would've given in to your demands by this point, but he still wasn't budging.

"I want to spend some time with you," he told you as he placed his hand on your waist and pulled you closer to him. You crossed your arms in front of your chest and gave him a skeptical look. He, in return, moved his face closer to yours and gave you a seductive look that you couldn't resist. "Don't try to deny that you want me."

You blushed again as he tugged at your ear with his teeth and moved his hands onto your shoulders. He started to slide your blouse off of you, coaxing you to help him take it off before pushing his own shirt off of him.

"Alright, Tetsurou, you win. Just don't complain if my stomach starts growling," you sighed as you gave in.

He smiled slyly as he pressed his lips against yours. "Don't worry about it. I'll keep you busy so that you'll forget about food altogether," he purred. You let him push you down onto the bed and shower you with kisses as you prepared for a long night.

Surely enough, you did forget about food.

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The next morning, you woke up to find that your husband was practically sleeping on your back with his arms and legs lazily draped over your own. You turned your head slightly, grabbing his chin gently with your hand as you placed a kiss on his lips. He was in such a deep sleep, however, that he only responded with a slightly louder snore.

You carefully untangled your body from his and put some clothes on before heading into the kitchen to get some much needed food, leaving your husband to snooze in bed. You didn't want to let those leftover pizza slices to go to waste, so you took them out of the fridge and walked over to the microwave.

When you looked at the microwave, you noticed that it looked slightly different. For one thing, the glowing numbers were warped and distorted, displaying a time that was completely wrong. You cautiously pressed the button to open the door, which opened slightly before completely falling off.

You squeaked as the door of the microwave fell to the floor, and you peered inside of the appliance. The inside looked like it had exploded, and the shiny white interior now looked grayish and burned.

What the hell did he do? So this is why he didn't want me to microwave that mac and cheese last night... you thought, still holding the cold pizza slices in your hand.

It took a few moments of understanding the entire situation before you finally blew up as well. "Tetsurou, you BASTARD!" you roared and stormed into the bedroom, "YOU BROKE THE DAMN MICROWAVE AND YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT IT?!"

He shot up from where he was lying under the covers and whined loudly. "But (f/n), I was so generous last night!"

You threw the bag of cold pizza at him and balled your hands into fists. "Well I sure hope your wallet is feeling equally generous because you're paying for a new microwave!"

He'd almost gotten away with it. Almost.