Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader {Collection of Short Stories/Drabbles}

Frustration (Request)

Your cat cockblocks Kuroo 24/7
Requested by @CynicalChild
Warning: sexual stuff of course
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"Tetsurou..." you called in as steady a voice as you could when all you could feel were his hot hands all over you.

"Yes?" he answered, his eyes moving slowly from the bra you wore up to your own (e/c) eyes. You blushed wildly when he looked at you, making him lean down towards you and press a gentle kiss against your cheek. "What is it, babe?"

"Well... uh... I know we usually go a bit... slow when we do this, but could we speed it up this time?" you requested softly.

Kuroo understood your motive behind your request and nodded diligently as he began to pick up the pace. Shit, I've probably been taking too long, he thought as he unclasped your bra and started to take it off, I wonder where (cat's name)—

Your boyfriend's thoughts and actions were interrupted when there was a familiar scratching at the bedroom door before it opened slightly, allowing a slightly chubby, gray cat to waltz on in. You and Kuroo both groaned loudly as he got off of you and sat down beside you. Yet another one of your attempts at having sex had crashed and burned due to the interruption by none other than your cat.

You put your bra back on and slid on your shirt and shorts once again as your cat leapt up onto your bed and meowed loudly at you. "(Cat's name), are you hungry again already?" you grumbled as you got up off the bed and left the room to feed (him/her).

Meanwhile, Kuroo laid on your bed feeling ultimately defeated. He swore your cat had a sixth sense of some sort where (he/she) could tell when Kuroo was at his horniest so that (he/she) could interrupt him and get in the way whenever he tried to make a move on you. That cat was evil.

"Tetsurou, I need to go to the store to buy (cat's name) some food! Will you please sit with (him/her) and try not to set anything on fire?" he heard you call from the kitchen down the hall.

Great.

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As Kuroo flipped through different channels on the TV in the living room, he occasionally looked down at your cat to see if (he/she) seemed satisfied with (himself/herself). In return, your cat would look up at him with that slightly sneaky (e/c) gaze, making him grunt quietly.

Ever since Kuroo had started dating you, he had had many run ins with your rather unwelcoming cat. For one thing, your cat seemed to love to mess with Kuroo by making (his/her) mishaps look like Kuroo's fault. For example, whenever your cat was jealous of you and Kuroo spending too much time together (he/she) would break things or make a mess in the kitchen, running away when Kuroo arrived at the scene so that when you got there moments later, you thought that he was the culprit.

In addition to framing him on a daily basis, (cat's name) also loved to be the biggest cockblock whenever (he/she) was jealous, which was why Kuroo hadn't had sex with you in not one but two weeks. Your cat just loved to disrupt any loving moments you and Kuroo shared whenever (he/she) didn't think (he/she) was getting enough attention.

Because (cat's name) was your beloved pet and Kuroo knew how much you loved (him/her), he always did his best to put up with (him/her), but during times like these, it was especially difficult. Kuroo hardly got to spend a lot of time with you as it was since you were both working during the day, so when he arrived at your apartment wanting to spend some intimate time with you and he couldn't even get that, he could get a little moody.

But he was determined.

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When you returned home with a bag full of fresh cat food, your cat leapt off the couch with joy and followed you into the kitchen so that you could feed (him/her). Once that was finished, you walked into the living room and sat down on the couch next to your boyfriend before wrapping your arms around him and resting your head on his shoulder.

"I'm sorry, baby," you apologized gently as you planted a tender kiss on his neck.

"It's fine, (f/n). Do you wanna try again?" he asked quietly, placing his head down by your ear before kissing it gently.

Before you had the chance to answer, (cat's name) emerged from the kitchen and jumped up onto the couch, situating (himself/herself) on your lap and giving Kuroo the death glare.

"Never mind."

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As the week dragged by and Friday finally came around, Kuroo entered your apartment and kicked off his shoes before calling your name. "(F/n)! Do you remember what we do on Fridays?"

"We have sex." You grinned at him from where you sat on the couch and got up to give him a greeting hug and kiss. When your simple kisses became increasingly passionate, you broke away from him for a moment and brushed his messy, black hair away from his face so that you could see his eyes. "I have a surprise for you."

"What is it?" Kuroo asked, his eyes lighting up with excitement and hope.

"(Cat's name) is on a play date with a friend of (his/hers)," you told him as a sneaky smile crept onto your lips before you grabbed his hands and began to lead him down the hall towards your bedroom.

"Does that mean...?" There was a tone of disbelief in your boyfriend's voice.

"Yes, that means—"

"We get to have sex!" Kuroo proclaimed loudly as he threw himself down onto the bed and pumped his fists in the air like he'd just won a volleyball match.

"Tetsurou!" you hissed, your face burning with embarrassment, "Be quiet, or else our neighbors will hear you!"

"(F/n), they already know my name without me even having to introduce myself."

Your blushing intensified at his comment, and you pursed your lips as you watched him sit up and watch you with a seductive and suggestive gaze.

"But they've probably forgotten who I am now that we've been at least two and a half weeks without sex," he commented.

You couldn't help but chuckle as you made your way over to the bed. Kuroo's hands snaked around your waist as you climbed onto the bed and sat down in his lap so that you were facing him. Your eyes narrowed at him as you said something while unbuttoning your shirt that made him blush for once:

"Well, why don't you make me remind them, then?"