Short Stories?

Million Dollar Man (BillDip)

I have NO regrets XD

Older Female!Dipper X Human!Bill Cipher

Basically those ideas that you come up at night lol

Oh instead of "Pine Tree" Bill calls Dipper "Flower" cuz well... ^^^^

Warning: soo much OOC (I have 0 regrets...not) oh and Dipper murdering Bill's potential enemies ^-^

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The brunette could remember when she first remembered meeting the handsome blond. She was running around town, attempting to find her sister and her group of friends, when she bumped against someone and fell on her bottom.

"Omph!"

"I'm sorry miss," a smooth voice apologized,"are you okay?"

Dipper looked up to see a blond man in fact black clothes holding out his gloved hand.

"I'm fine," She grabbed the hand and he pulled her up,"thank you."

The man's mysterious golden eyes stared at her chocolate brown eyes, and gave her a handsome smile.

"Well now I'm glad I've bumped into you," He lifted her hand to his lips.

"H-huh?!" Dipper blushed, there was a crowd of people looking at the two.

"You are the most exotic flower," He purred, "may we spend this wonderful day together, my dear?"

The brunette was then pulled away form the crowd and they walked off together. 

Now Dipper could barely remember what happened after that but she remembered one of the things they did together that day. It was the end of the day, the sun was setting and the town was being washed in soft orange sunlight. The couple was in a clearing of the forest, the man (who she now knows as Bill Cipher, the millionaire) had his arm wrapped around her waist and watching the sunset together. When she got home, everyone was worried about her and she got scolded for "wandering around without letting anyone know". However once telling Mabel what ACTUALLY happened, the alpha twin squealed in delight and bombarded Dipper with comments and questions, like:

"Do you like him?"

"Oh my gosh! You finally found someone!"

"How hot is he?"

"Does he like you?"

"He's such a gentlemen!"

All of this made Dipper's head spin. So, she dismissed her twin and the Mystery Twins decided to stop for the night. (A/N: that sounds so weird *cries*) From that day on, Dipper continued to find out if the blonde millionaire had any enemies, by following around and research (so the blond was hate-free). Most people would call that stalking, but Dipper would refuse to believe it. All she knew was that she fell. Fell HARD.

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How Dipper managed to get to one of his parties was unknown, even to her, but all that matters was that she made it. She uncomfortably made her way through the crowds, bodies pushing her. She wore a simple black dress that went well below her knees and hidden under her dress, was a gun. A black choker, black flats, hair curled at the tips and simple make-up was all she needed to look nice. As she wandered around with the crowd clueless, a hand was placed on her shoulder and Dipper turned to see Bill Cipher once more.

"Well well well," He spoke in a cheery tone,"how did you get here Flower?"

"W-well I-" Dipper tried to explain, but the male put a gloved finger on her lips.