Short Stories?

Acapella (Scars and Ted)

Ted's her ex .-.

Fuck you Ted

You fucking suck >:(

Sassy!Scars because HELL YES

slight AU where Scars never killed him.

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It was a simple day at the bar, people getting drunk and teens having a good time. Scars was enjoying her time as well, chatting and sharing small kisses with her boyfriend, Red. Of course, these actions causing Floralight and a few others to squeal. Unfortunately, she just had to spot that familiar blond male. It was Ted. This caused for Scars to excuse herself and headed to the stage (Red pouting at the loss of babe cuddles). Grabbing a mike and choosing a song from the karaoke machine, the crowd quieted down when they saw the brunette up on the stage. Slightly bobbing her head to the music she started to sing.

"Used to be your baby 

Used to be your lady

Thought you were the perfect lover"

She pointed to the blond, whose eyes widened when he realized who was singing.

"All the harmony went falling out of key, so

Now you gotta find another"

She smirked at the blond, as if she knew that he had no lady in his manipulating arms.

"Now you're talking crazy saying that you made me

Like I was your Cinderella"

She pointed a fake accusing finger at the blond, the crowd now facing him. Murmurs rippled through them, realization sinking in.

"You and me are through, though, watch me hit it solo

I'mma do it acapella, yeah

I'mma do it acapella, yeah"

She snapped her finger and her legs were in a stance with her hand on her hip.

"Once upon a time

I met the perfect guy

He had that Colgate smile,

He had that suit and tie"

Scars pointed to the crowd and pretended to be a parent lecturing her children,as she sang the next lines.

"Mama always said 'get a rich boyfriend

You don't gotta love 'em, girl, you can pretend'"

She flipped her dark streaked brown hair. 

"You bet I totes believed her, yeah, every word she said

Thought he was gluten-free, but all that I got was bread"

She rolled her green eyes and scoffed, then pointed a wagging finger at the crowd

"Mama always said 'nice guys finish last

Beat 'em at his own game, honey, take the cash'"

Scars walked down the stage and into the crowd, people moving out of the way, until she was near her ex-boyfriend. She huffed and stamped her foot on the ground.

"Ooo, and what a lucky girl you will be

But no, he didn't do jack for me"

She went really close toward Ted until they were face-to-face.