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"Hello this is taco king and if this is September-"
"Hi superman!"
"I knew it..."
"What's up?"
"Nothing and WHAT IS THAT SOUND?!"
"Oh that? I'm shredding paper"
"Why?!"
"My dad told me too"
"Oh well, I'm hard of hearing and I can still hear it!"
"Haha! Wait you're hard or hearing?"
"Yeah it happen when my sister went deaf"
"That's sucks"
"Eh, it's not that bad"
"I feel like I'm learning more and more about you, Superman"
"That scares me"
"Why is that my good sir?"
"For all I know you could be a crazy, kidnaping, taco loving, killer!"
"Well I'm pretty crazy, I have never kidnaped anyone. And I do l-o-v-e tacos. But I'm not a killer!"
"Well you're killing paper right now"
"You have a point"
"Yeah I do-"
"ARE YOU FOR REAL?! ALL THAT?!"
"What?"
"Oh sorry my dad gave me like a thousand papers to 'kill'"
"Oh that's fine...So tell me, you really have two dads?"
"Yeah, why do you ask?"
"Just wondering"
"Oh.."
"..."
"..."
"Well I'm gonna go before I lose the only sense of hearing I have left"
"Okay...bye Cody"
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Batman Or Superman
Короткий рассказ"Hello this is Taco King how can I help you?" "Batman or Superman?!" "What?" "Batman or Superman?" "Superman" "You're dead to me" Highest rank: #29 in Short Story #10 dialogue
