there are only two things I like on this earth: pain and death of others...and tacos -my friend bayliepersephonidell
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"Hey Superman"
"Hey september"
"..."
"..."
"I think we sorta ran out of things to taco about"
"Yep"
"Do you ever get in trouble for always being one the phone?"
"Nah, my boss is cool"
"Really?"
"Yeah....wait"
"What?"
"THIS IS THE 30th PHONE CALL WE'VE HAD!"
"REALLY!?"
"YEAH! OH MY GOD WE ARE SO AWESOME!"
"YAY US!"
"This is sad, its been like four mouths and we don't even know each other"
"Yeah, true but you never WANT to go anywhere and meet"
"That's because I don't like the human race"
"Wow"
"Yep, there are only two things I like on this earth"
"And they are?"
"The pain of of others...and tacos"
"Same"
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Batman Or Superman
Short Story"Hello this is Taco King how can I help you?" "Batman or Superman?!" "What?" "Batman or Superman?" "Superman" "You're dead to me" Highest rank: #29 in Short Story #10 dialogue
