"Hello? Superman?"
"OH THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE"
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"What happened? You called me three hours ago then it cut off!"
"My phone died"
"........."
"........."
"For god sakes"
"Anyways, I told them to fuck off and that I hope they choke on their salads!"
"Salads?"
"It's all they eat"
"All you eat is tacos"
"Shut up Superman I'm trying to tell a story"
"Okay okay I'm sorry"
"So they got really mad and one tried to shoved me but I just dodged it and she tripped over her heels and into a locker!"
"Pfft"
"Ew did you just spit all over your phone?"
"It was my attempt of not laughing"
"You're weird"
"And so are you"
"I want a celebratory mushroom taco"
"Coming right up"
"Thanks"
"For freedom!"
"Freedom?"
"I dont know. Its all I could think of"
"You loser"
"Shut up, you love me"
"Shoot, your right. Well you're still a loser"
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Batman Or Superman
Krótkie Opowiadania"Hello this is Taco King how can I help you?" "Batman or Superman?!" "What?" "Batman or Superman?" "Superman" "You're dead to me" Highest rank: #29 in Short Story #10 dialogue
