Batman Or Superman

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tacos are the only food shaped like a smile -some guy (you know that I'm to lazy to find who)

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"This is Taco King, what would you like to order?"

"Thanks a lot for helping with my brother"

"What?"

"I SAID THANKS FOR HELPING WITH MY DARN BROTHER!"

"Oh, hi September!"

"Oh my god I freakin hate you!"

"I'm sorry, say that again"

"You sound like an old lady!"

"One second"

"Okay?"

"..." 

"..."

"Okay I'm back!"

"What happen?"

"I just forgot to put in my hearing aid in"

"Oh, well thanks. You made me forget why I even called you!"

"Something about you're brother?"

"Oh yeah! He lived but his throat swelled up"

"Wow. Were is he now?"

"Playing with my sister March"

"Is everyone in your family named after a month?"

"Pretty much, It's me- September -my brother August or Auggie, and my sister March"

"Wow your dads are creative. Let me guess they were the months you were born?"

"Yep!"

"Well my sister Jade was born in September too"

"Cool...Speaking of your sister. How did she go deaf?"

"Um, Wow I haven't been asked that in awhile"

"You don't have to tell me f you don't want to"

"No It's fine. She fell in some ice, well we both did. Only it effected her more"

"Wow that seems like something in a movie"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Well my jobs awaiting" 

"Okay I have to pee anyway"

"Okay? bye" 

"WAIT!"

"WHAT?!"

"Can I have a mushroom taco?"

"Sure. I still own you tacos for the rest of your life anyways"

"Oh yeah! Haha!"

"yeah yeah, bye September"

"Peace out Superman!"