I laughed so hard I dropped my taco - unknown
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"Hello this is taco king! how my I help you?"
"BATMAN OR SUPERMAN?!"
"What?"
"Batman or Superman?"
"What do you want to eat kid?"
"For one, you sound like you my age so you can't call me a kid. Second, you still have not answered the question. And three...I want a mushroom taco"
"A mushroom taco? gross! is that even a thing?"
"Hey! you should not be criticizing what you customers get to eat"
"Well you shouldn't be calling Taco King and asking me which Avenger is better"
"Oh my god did you just call Superman and Batman Avengers?!"
"Yup"
"You're dead to me"
"Whatever...your taco will be at your house in 20 minutes"
"How do you know how far I live from there?"
"Your family orders from here every Tuesday"
"Hey don't hate! We respect our taco Tuesday!"
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Batman Or Superman
Historia Corta"Hello this is Taco King how can I help you?" "Batman or Superman?!" "What?" "Batman or Superman?" "Superman" "You're dead to me" Highest rank: #29 in Short Story #10 dialogue
