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"Did I ever ask if you were okay after you barfed?"

"Not once"

"Oh, well are you okay?"

"I'M GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING!"

"I'M SORRY!"

"Whatever"

"Yeah, yeah. Can you get me a drink?"

"Cola or Pepsi?"

"Cola"

"Normal or diet?"

"Normal"

"Bottle or can"

"Bottle?"

"1L or 0.5L?"

"Screw it, just get me a water"

"Normal or carbonated?"

"NORMAL!"

"Warm or cold?"

"I'm leaving!"

"Now or later?"

"I'm gonna kill you!"

"Knife or gun?"

"Gun!"

"In the head or body?"

"I hate you!"

"I love you too"

"What? Nevermind I'm going now"

"Wait!"

"WHAT!?"

"Batman or Superman?"

".....Batman"

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