You are the salsa to my tacos -?
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"Hey September!"
"Um, how did you know it was me?"
"Because you're the only person who calls to order a taco"
"Oh.."
"So why did you call?"
"I have a question"
"Shoot"
"Why do people yell out 'hello' in scary movies? Do they expect the killer to say 'Yeah I'm in the kitchen! Do you want a taco?"
"You good have a point.."
"I know. I'm amazing"
"Wow"
"Let's play 20 questions!"
"Okay, you go first"
"Favorite color, favorite movie, favorite food"
"Um, color is blue, movie is freakin Hunger Games, and food is- well -anything. I will straight up eat anything"
"Cool. My favorite color is orange, my favorite food is tacos and I can't remember the name of my favorite movie.."
"What is it about?"
"It's about about a man's wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. A few years later his son is kidnapped and the dad has to track and chase the kidnapper for thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman"
"I have never in my whole life heard of a movie like that"
"Oh yeah! it's called Finding Memo!"
"You planed that"
"Yes, yes I did"
"I'm just gonna go now..."
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Batman Or Superman
Short Story"Hello this is Taco King how can I help you?" "Batman or Superman?!" "What?" "Batman or Superman?" "Superman" "You're dead to me" Highest rank: #29 in Short Story #10 dialogue
