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"I HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS TACO"

"September Lastnamehere is complaining about a taco? Who are you and where is September!?"

"For real Superman, this tastes like armpit and looks like diarrhea"

"I don't even remember you ordering a taco.."

"And don't even get me started on this gross soda. I've never hated Dr Pepper more"

"To be honest I didn't even know you liked Dr Pepper in general"

"They didn't even put mushrooms"

"We only have to many mushrooms, Sep"

"I want a refund right now or I'm suing!"

"Jesus Christ okay okay. We'll give you your money back!"

"Wait seriously? Oh my god thanks!"

"Yeah. We have to if the customer is unhappy with their food"

"Good. You're a lifesaver Superman"

"Happy to help"

"This is the last time I get Del Taco"

"Wait what-"

"BYE SUPERMAN"

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