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"Who orders from taco king at six in the morning?"

"My family does, we are going on a roundtrip and we need our food"

"Ah, I get it, so what do you want to eat on this fine morning?"

"Can I get a double decker taco, a soft cell chicken taco, Crunchy taco supreme, and of course, a mushroom taco!"

"I'm sorry ma'am we are out of mushrooms at the moment, some weird girl keeps eating all of them!"

"You're out of mushrooms!?"

"Yep"

"Fine, just get me a soft cell chicken taco then..."

"I'll be right on it"

"And can I have a refill?"

"A refill?"

"Yeah, remember when you made me a milk shake?"

"THAT WAS A MONTH AGO"

"WELL I STILL HAVE THE CUP"

"THATS SO FREAKIN GROSS, SEPTEMBER!"

"Can you just be the Superman I know and love? The one that GETS. ME. MY . TAC-"

"Did you just say...love?"

"Ummm gotta go! Bye!"

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