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Next Day
Quinjet"After this little infiltration, can you drop me off at my place in Manhatten?" Wade asks as he walks up to Clint who is driving the jet. "I need to continue the quest of finding Francis."
"It would be my genuine pleasure." Clint responds making Nat let out a little chuckle.
"It'd be all of our pleasures." Wanda groans.
"Agreed." Steve sighs.
"Even Cap agrees?" Wade says sadly. "I'm hurt. Very hurt." He puts an exaggerated hand on his heart.
"What do you expect?" I speak up. "You swear more than Stark and give out dirty jokes like their candy." I point out. "You're not really in the branch of Spangles' Angels."
"Spangles' Angels?" Al looks over at me with an amused smile.
"Stark's words, not mine." I shrug.
"You Stark or Tony Stark?" She raises an eyebrow.
"It was a Father-Daughter project." I admit and look at the floor.
"Who's in this... Spangles' Angels club?" She asks.
"The Avengers." I answer, they nod as it is a given. "Anyone still alive from the Howling Commandos, Al, Cho, Peter, Hill, Fury, Coulson, and...uh... Agent 13." I smirk.
"I went on one date with her." He drops his face into his hands.
"Why? Did she not want a second one?" I tease.
"No, I just didn't like her." He explains.
"You know, I'm really judging your sexual orientation." Nat points out.
"What?" Steve looks over at her.
"You and Bucky have a strange bond." She says.
"Excuse me." Bucky speaks up. "I have a girlfriend." He puts an arm around Al and kisses her cheek.
"But have you had sex yet?" She questions.
"That's not something you nee--"
"Oh, they have." Steve answers for them. "They have." He buries his face back into his hands. "They haaaaaveeee."
"Awww." We all groan in sympathy.
"Poor Steve." Wanda coos.
"What position?" Wade asks, smirk evident in his voice.
"You are a sick, twisted, little shit who needs mental help, you know that right?" Al looks at him.
"You have no idea." He puts his hands on his hips.
"Why don't you let me set you up on another date?" Natasha offers.
"No." Steve shakes his head. "Last date was with a chick who had neck tattoos!"
"Oh! Was her name Ginger?" Wade asks.
"I think it was actually." He nods.
"Oh my god!" He claps excitedly. "I know her!"
"How?!" Natasha questions a bit loudly.
"She's a stripper!" He blurts making everyone laugh.
"You said she was an entertainer!" Steve stands up and angrily points a finger at her.
"Yes, she entertains us with her boobs." Wade explains. "And much more, if you know what I mean." He wiggles his eyebrows up and down making his mask move with it.
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Stark Bleiben | Stay Strong | Tony Stark's Daughter | Book 1
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