Heather: "Noli manere, manare in memoria. Noli manere, manare in memoria. Sephiroth! Sephiroth!"
*Heather slowly peeks out of her cave, brushing a couple of vines out of the way.*
Heather: "Heh heh, it's been nearly two years since I went into hiding. There is no way Kaka-San is still looking for me."
*Heather, with her re-packed bags exits the cave. A small robin is startled as Heather steps on a twig; it flies away in a panic, causing a branch to sway violently. Unfortunately, hiding behind that branch was the sun! A bright ray of light scores a direct hit on Heather's eyes!*
Heather: "Ahhhhhh!!!! My eyes!!! My poor eyes that haven't been exposed to UV radiation while I've been hiding! They burn!!!"
*DING –Critical Hit! Heather has received 30 damage!*
Heather: "Arrggg! Crit-Hit!? What am I? An undead creature!?"
*Heather briefly returns to her hideout to get a pair of heavily tinted sunglasses and some high-rating Sunscreen.*
Heather: "Phew! What a relief! Alright! It is time for me to return to Konoha! Hahaha!"
*Heather turns around for a moment, clicking an odd looking fob. BOOP! BOOP!"
*A garage door slowly lowers behind the vines.*
Heather: "Lovely! All locked up! Hunh!? What's this?"
*Heather looks down and notices a yellow sticky-note attached to the bottom of her shoe.*
Heather: "Let's see, it says 'Heather does not own Naruto or any works that belong to other people. She most certainly doesn't own anything copyrighted Trademarked or anything like that. She does however; own the eight fluffy blankets on her neatly made bed! What!? Why are you asking the reason for so many blankets? They are fluffy and warm! That's why! I get cold easily! Hey, back off! They're mine! I'm not gonna share! I also don't own myself, but you should know that by now, eh?' I agree! If you've been reading this long, you should be well aware that slavery isn't allowed! Actually, you should know that, even if I didn't tell you! Common knowledge!"
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Reborn! Disclaimer Shorts Collection!
FanfictionSoooo, since my disclaimers for my Naruto FanFic, Reborn! Into the Narutoverse! is essentially a collection of cartoon-like shorts that connect together; I thought that it might be fun to post the collection of them separately, to make them easier t...
