Part 1

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Heather: "Sunshine and lollipops and rainbows and everything that's wonderful..."

*A flock made of a mix of random birds fly by with a banner being towed behind them"

Heather: "Oooh, a banner, and it's pink and purple. I wonder what it says." *whips out a pair of binoculars out of nowhere* "focus...OK! It says 'Heather doesn't own the Narutoverse or anything in it, including Naruto himself, although she may wish she was as creative as Kishimoto-san, she obviously isn't and she certainly doesn't own herself because she is a person, not an object.' Oh, there seems to be something suspended below the birds...hey! Isn't that that the leaf village's super special scroll full of secret and forbidden jutsus!"

*Heather gets knocked over by someone rushing past"

Heather: "Gah! Hey, watch where you're....oh, hi Iruka-san, looking for that scroll?"

*Iruka whirls around, grabs Heather's shoulders and starts shaking her like a milkshake*

Iruka: "WHERE IS IT!!!!!"

*Lolling about like a doll, Heather raises a weak arm and points toward the birds, and gets dropped on the ground as Iruka runs after the scroll*

Iruka: "NARUTO!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!"


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