Heather: ""Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?"
Heather: "Sigh...."
*A Shady-looking Man saunters up to Heather"
Shady Man: "Hey, I heard that you wus looking for some information, Lil' missy."
*Heather looks at the Shady man distrustfully*
Shady Man: "Oh! Don't look at me like that!"
*The Shady Man putts an indignant expression on his face*
Shady Man: "I justs wants to help a missy out!"
Heather: "What's with the local's way of speaking..."
Shady Man: "I gots the bestest map in this 'ere parts! Of all de bestest places for feastin!"
*Heather's expression brightens up*
Heather: "Really! Awesome! Can I have a look at it? I just want to know where I can find some good ramen!"
*The Shady Man gets a sly expression on his face*
Shady Man: "Sure thing missy... for 500 ryo!"
*Heather's jaw becomes slack once more*
Heather: "Tha-that's a total rip off!!! That's the equivalent of $50!!! Just to look at it?! You have got to be kidding me!!!!"
Shady Man: "Hahaha! Whadda expectin' in a place like dis?"
Heather: "eh? What do you mean a place like this?"
*The Shady Man looks at Heather incredulously*
Shady Man: "Whaat? Ya mean ya don't know that yer ina place thas run'd by de Mafia?"
*Heather's eyes widen to the size of saucers*
Heather: "OH DEAR! I DID NOT KNOW THAT!"
Shady Man: "Since Its yer firs time in dis here town, I'll cut yer a deal! I'll give ya the location of one joint fer 100 ryo!
*Heather looks around and notices that all of the people in the vicinity are shady and/or creepy looking*
Heather "I guess I have no choice...
*Heather hands the Shady Man 100 ryo ($10) *
Shady Man: "It's a pleasure doin' business wit ya missy!"
*The Shady Man hands Heather a scrap of paper and then without waiting for her to check it, ducks into a nearby alley*
Heather: "Hmmm... let's see..."
*Heather looks at the scrap of paper*
Heather: "This is the crappiest map I have ever seen... Oh! There is something scribbled on the back... 'Ya'll know that a person can'ne git ownership of a poplar franchise or wertnont wit out tons of dough! Ya don' ave da dough to own a fancy car, leta lone a famous uni-verse! Ha ha!' He's right... I don't have enough money to buy the Narutoverse from Kishimoto-San. But why would I want to own it anyway! If I was in charge, it would take years for a few chapters to come out... Cough, cough, I'm sorry...."
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Reborn! Disclaimer Shorts Collection!
FanfictionSoooo, since my disclaimers for my Naruto FanFic, Reborn! Into the Narutoverse! is essentially a collection of cartoon-like shorts that connect together; I thought that it might be fun to post the collection of them separately, to make them easier t...
