Heather: "I'se The B'y that builds the boat and I'se The B'y that sails her and I'se The B'y that catches the fish and Brings 'em home to Liza!"
*Heather is crouched over a tiny campfire, roasting an unidentifiable type of meat on a stick while salivating heavily*
Heather: "Cook my dinner, cook!"
*As the unidentifiable type of meat sizzles, Heather looks around*
Heather: "Heh, heh, heh. They will never find me here."
*Heather grins evily.*
Heather: "I went deep in the mountains, super far away from any form of civilization, found a cave hidden behind a dense thicket, which happens to be in a forest that is the natural equivalent of the forest of death. I am most certainly safe here. In my cave; that has a bed, a full bathroom, a proper kitchen with lots of counter space, a dining area, a couch, a TV, Gaming consoles, a computer, carpets, and is powered by solar panels hidden under camouflage netting and fed by a natural spring. Yes, I am perfectly safe."
* As the unidentifiable type of meat finished cooking, Heather grabbed a plate from a cupboard and put the unidentifiable type of meat on it and then placed it on the table.*
Heather: "Thanks for the food!"
*Heather then greedily started stuffing her face.*
Heather: "Omnomnomnom, gulp."
*Heather pats her belly contently.*
"Ahhhhhhh, good food; odd aftertaste though, oh well. Oh, what do you know, the bits smeared on the plate look like words, let's see... 'Heather doesn't own the Narutoverse or anything in it, including team seven, team eight, and all of the other ninja teams that Kishimoto-San created. She does however own a brand-new pair of headphones and a sparkly-new 5th gen iPod!! She does not claim ownership of herself because slavery is eeevillllllll, eeevilllllll!!!!!!! And that is all.' Hmm, who knew that such a long message would fit on a small plate?"
*Heather stands up and stretches*
Heather: "Time for a nap!"
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Reborn! Disclaimer Shorts Collection!
FanficSoooo, since my disclaimers for my Naruto FanFic, Reborn! Into the Narutoverse! is essentially a collection of cartoon-like shorts that connect together; I thought that it might be fun to post the collection of them separately, to make them easier t...
