Heather: "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town"
*Heather casually strolls down a dirt road in a forest.*
Heather: "Ah, what a lovely day! The sun is out, a warm breeze is blowing, the birds are singing."
*Heather reaches a fork in the path. There is no sign to give directions.*
Heather: "Hunh? What? When I came down this way a couple of years ago, there was only one path..."
*Heather makes an infuriated expression and shakes her fist at the sky*
Heather: "Arrrgggg!! How am I supposed to pick the right path! Who knows what will happen if I pick the wrong one!"
*A little monkey jumps down from a tree and lands on Heather's head.*
Heather: "Ahhh! Get off my head! You smell like sweaty gym cloths!!!!"
*The monkey jumps off Heather's head and looks at her apologetically. The monkey then pulls out a banana out of thin air and hands it to her.*
Heather: "Oh! Is this a 'I'm-sorry-please-forgive-me-gift?"
*The monkey smiles happily and runs off.*
Heather: "Wow, he must've been in quite the hurry! He didn't even wait for me to say that I forgave him. Oh well. Hey what's this written on the inside of the banana peel? It says 'Heather will never, ever claim ownership of Kishimoto-San's work! She doesn't own a bike either! So don't ask to borrow it! It doesn't exist! Instead she owns an old beat-up pair of rollerblades that most certainly won't fit you!' How'd that monkey get this particular banana... and how did someone write on the inside of the peel when It was still unopened!?"
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Reborn! Disclaimer Shorts Collection!
FanfictionSoooo, since my disclaimers for my Naruto FanFic, Reborn! Into the Narutoverse! is essentially a collection of cartoon-like shorts that connect together; I thought that it might be fun to post the collection of them separately, to make them easier t...
