Heather: "We keep getting richer, but we can't get our picture on the cover of the rolling stone, Rolling stone!"
*Stands up with a malevolent miasma surrounding her, holding a massive boulder while leering down at a hog-tied and cowering blond and orange figure*
Heather: "Naru~to" (singsong voice)*smiles evilly down at her hostage* "Naruto, I've been looking for you for a very long, long time. That paper bomb last time, you know the one, that wasn't very nice. *The glint in her eye gets even more evil-if that is even possible*
Naruto: *looks up at Heather with big watery puppy-dog eyes* "I'm sorry Heather!!! Please don't kill me; I haven't become the Hokage yet!!!"
*Heather gets a smile akin to the Cheshire cat's*
Heather: "Say the words Naruto, say them or that request for forgiveness will be your last."
Naruto: "I give, I give!!!" *anime crying* "I'll say it! 'Heather doesn't own the Narutoverse or anything in it, including her terrorized captive, me!!! She does in fact own a plush Pikachu (created by Nintendo and Game Freak) and a shiny wind chime with a dog on it. Although she owns some awesome stuff, she doesn't claim ownership of herself because she lives in a free country, slavery doesn't exist there!!!' I said what you wanted!! Let me go!!!!!!!!"
Heather: "Okay!" * The miasma dissipates into cartoon flowers, butterflies and rainbows while she closed-eye-smiles as a chibi. She then flings the rock over her shoulder with one hand, like a pebble (a distant scream can be heard).* "Let's go get some ramen!"
*Heather grabs Naruto by the back of his shirt (he is still hog-tied) and drags, a very dumbfounded Shinobi, at breakneck speed, towards Ichiraku's*
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Reborn! Disclaimer Shorts Collection!
Fiksi PenggemarSoooo, since my disclaimers for my Naruto FanFic, Reborn! Into the Narutoverse! is essentially a collection of cartoon-like shorts that connect together; I thought that it might be fun to post the collection of them separately, to make them easier t...
