Heather: "The Camptown ladies sing this song, Doo-da, Doo-da. The Camptown racetrack's five miles long. Oh, de doo-da day"
*Heather strolls into a small village*
Heather: "Phew, I've been walking for quite a while! Time for a ramen break!"
*Heather approaches a random stranger*
Heather: "Hello, hello! You wouldn't happen to know where the best ramen in town is served, would you?"
*Heather clasps hands together with an endearing and expectant look on her face*
Random Stranger: "Yah, I do. But why should I tell ya?"
*Heather stares at him flabbergasted, her jaw hanging slack*
Random Stranger: "Close yer mouth! Yer gonna catch flies! Stupid brat!"
*Random Stranger walks away*
Heather: "All I asked was where I could find the best ramen!!! This is unfair treatment!"
*Heather anime cries. T-T*
Heather: "What will I do now... I really want to eat ramen..."
*Heather's stomach growls as she looks depressed"
Heather: "What's that stomach? You say that 'Heather doesn't own the Land of Fire, nor any of the other Countries in Naruto; in fact, Kishimoto-San is the one who owns the entire Narutoverse! Heather doesn't even have her own house... she still lives with her parents... Which is totally not a bad thing! After all, look at the market! Houses are wayyyyy too expensive these days! It is definitely better to live at home while one attends Post-Secondary! It is very cost efficient, so what if I have to wash dishes and sweep the floor! I'd have to do that anyways if I had my own place! At least this way, the chores are split up between multiple people!' Wow I didn't know that my stomach had so much to say on this subject!"
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Reborn! Disclaimer Shorts Collection!
FanfictionSoooo, since my disclaimers for my Naruto FanFic, Reborn! Into the Narutoverse! is essentially a collection of cartoon-like shorts that connect together; I thought that it might be fun to post the collection of them separately, to make them easier t...
