Part 5

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Heather: "The cat came back the very next day"

*Wanders down a path in the woods*

Heather: "Huh? What's this?" *Stops and looks at a tree. Reaches up and pulls a Kunai out of the bark and examines it* "There's a piece of paper attached to it! It says 'Heather doesn't own the Narutoverse or anything in it, including the not-present-at-the-moment-main-character-Naruto. She does own a package of Strawberry Pocky though! She also owns a fine collection of rocks spread out in random places in her bedroom! She doesn't own herself because she is a person and not an item for collection.' Cool! Hey, what's written on the back of it?

*View zooms at super hyper speed through a ton of trees and undergrowth, goes by an orange blur. Stops, reverses, and focuses on a blonde boy*

Naruto: *Hears a scream in concerto with a ginormous explosion* "Hehehe that's what she gets for hiding from me! Who knew using paper bombs could be so fun!

Heather: *faintly in the distance* NARUTO IMMA GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU!!!!

Naruto: *face pales considerably* "I think I'd better hide now..."

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