Heather: "The cat came back the very next day"
*Wanders down a path in the woods*
Heather: "Huh? What's this?" *Stops and looks at a tree. Reaches up and pulls a Kunai out of the bark and examines it* "There's a piece of paper attached to it! It says 'Heather doesn't own the Narutoverse or anything in it, including the not-present-at-the-moment-main-character-Naruto. She does own a package of Strawberry Pocky though! She also owns a fine collection of rocks spread out in random places in her bedroom! She doesn't own herself because she is a person and not an item for collection.' Cool! Hey, what's written on the back of it?
*View zooms at super hyper speed through a ton of trees and undergrowth, goes by an orange blur. Stops, reverses, and focuses on a blonde boy*
Naruto: *Hears a scream in concerto with a ginormous explosion* "Hehehe that's what she gets for hiding from me! Who knew using paper bombs could be so fun!
Heather: *faintly in the distance* NARUTO IMMA GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU!!!!
Naruto: *face pales considerably* "I think I'd better hide now..."
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Reborn! Disclaimer Shorts Collection!
FanfictionSoooo, since my disclaimers for my Naruto FanFic, Reborn! Into the Narutoverse! is essentially a collection of cartoon-like shorts that connect together; I thought that it might be fun to post the collection of them separately, to make them easier t...