Jim Harris is a hard-working, yet reluctant waiter. He works the night shift at Kerry's Bar and Nightclub. And no, to those of you who thought this was going to be all Five Nights at Freddy's with animatronics and all that, because it's not. The only thing scary about Kerry's Bar and Nightclub are the drunks.
It's not Jim's fault there are so many strange people who have had too much alcohol to even stand.
You see, there's this other guy Jim works with. This guy's name is Big.
I know what you're thinking, "What kind of buffoon names their child Big?"
Well no. Big wasn't his birth name. His parents had originally named him "Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungaho," after the longest place name in the world. So he just decided to go with the name "Big."
Big is the guy who gives out too much alcohol. The club policy is that after you've had about 6 drinks, that's it. You're cut off.
But this man doesn't understand that. So if you want more alcohol, you get more.
So that's Jim's problem. You can understand that it maybe hard to work when everyone in the building is drunk but you.
So lets see what happens, shall we?
This book is called "WOW, I hate my job" for a reason.

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WOW, I hate my job: Waiter's Edition
MizahTake a stroll through a night in the life of Jimmy Harris, as he works as a waiter in Kerry's Bar and Nightclub.