Emery Grace: Youtuber {discontinued}

twelfth chapter

We are inviting you to film for the upcoming YouTube Rewind 2014 on November 12, 2014. If you are available on the said date, please reply with a confirmation and you will be given the rest of the details needed. We are requesting you to be discreet about this information as we want the list of appearances to be a surprise to the viewers.

Finally, they've invited me. I mean, I always knew I was worthy enough to be part of this momentous occasion ever since I heard of it. I am a legendary person, obviously. I didn't even have to wait for this email to arrive because I just knew. I just knew it was bound to happen. It was inevitable. After all, a great person like me should always be invited to great events like this.

Oh please, what am I saying? I literally squealed with joy when I found this on my email. It was unexpected. What a great thing to wake up to, right?

I really want to know who else would be on it though. But I can't just go around asking, people would be suspicious like 'Why are you asking? Did you get an invite?' and then it's all gonna leak out and YouTube's gonna track down the source of information and then they're gonna find out it's me and then they're gonna remove me from YouTube Rewind and they're gonna fire me and delete my channel because I cannot be trusted, then I have to find another job but then I'm no good then I'm not gonna have money to pay for the rent then Amira will replace me with a richer flatmate and my friends hate me, my mother hates me, and I will be living under the bridge or in the sewers. Then when it rains, I have no roof and I'm gonna get the flu but I have no medicine so I'm just gonna die and the only things you'll find at my funeral are the mice that I became friends with who have come to mourn me because I suddenly became the modern Cinderella but without the shoes and the prince and the ball and a house.

Okay, maybe I exaggerated a bit, but that's not the point.

What was my point in the first place?

Oh right, who would be in YouTube Rewind? Obviously Felix will get invited. Ian and Anthony will get invited. Ryan will get invited, maybe I could talk to him about it, but what's the point?

'Oh, hey Ryan, you're invited to YouTube Rewind, right?'

'Yeah.'

'Knew it. Okay, bye!'

See? No point at all.

Pretty sure Tyler Oakley, Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, Hannah Hart will be invited, right? Oh, Jenna! But we aren't that close... Ummm, what about Joe and Caspar? Maybe they would get invited? Oh, I know some Youtubers that gained popularity and will definitely be invited, Dan and Phil.

For some reason, we always end up back with these two.

*insert 'It's because we have no other choice' Supernatural gif*

I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say I'm Phan Trash #1, so back off. Just kidding. But I was actually there when they moved in together and I witnessed Dan's reaction when Phil started talking to him more frequently via the internet, so I win.

Why am I even trying to figure out who's gonna be in YouTube Rewind? It doesn't matter, it's gonna be awesome anyways.

Unless I fuck things up.

I got up from my bed after almost an hour of just checking my emails and if the internet's doing fine. Amira left after she woke me up saying that she was gonna leave for work. Which was completely unnecessary because she woke me up at 7am on a day when I didn't have much to do and now I'm forced to leave the bed at 8am because I couldn't go back to sleep.

With a bowl of cereal and my phone by my side, I comfortably sat on the sofa and watched the television. When I say watched, I mean completely analyse everything that was illogical and wrong with the show. Which isn't that hard, considering I decided on Spongebob.