incoming call from iamyesinfired
"what do you want now hoe"
"well excuse me you hoe ass bitch" yoongi snapped back at me. "i just wanted to tell you that i signed up for this fucking wizard harry potter some shit website and i got sorted into slytherin".
"more like slutherin now that you're in it" i muttered. "what the fuck did you just say you little gryffinwhore?" he yelled really fucking loudly.
"yoongi shut up my girlfriends asleep!" i whispered quickly, checking the door to see if she was awake. "i won't be quite until you call me what i told you to call me" he raised his voice even louder while smirking like a smug little bitch.
"i'm not g-gay yoongi god d-dammit" my voice shook unwillingly. i'm not gay fucking hell. yoongi just looks really good right now. with his tired eyes and messy hair, his big jumper and soft smile.
wait.
shit.
that was kinda gay.
"i'm waiting gryffinwhore" yoongi sang loudly." f-for f-fucks s-sake yoongi" he's such a stubborn piece of shit.
"b-be quiet p-please daddy" i stutter, hiding my face in my hair. "holy shit i didn't think you'd actually do it fucking nice babyboy" yoongi laughs. my face heats up as soon as he calls me that. i just don't fucking get it. whenever he says that stupid little word my knees feel weak and i blush uncontrollably.
"you should sign up for the website gryffinwhore" i sigh loudly and press on the link to the website yoongi just sent me. "for fucks sake yoongi, pottermore what is this shit?" i question clicking on sign up. "just sign up jimin".
i fill in all my details and get to the fucking sorting beanie thing. "i'm legit about to get sorted hoe oh my god this is kind of exciting". i take the test. "yoongi oh my god i'm literally a gryffinwhore" i laugh looking at my results. "I FUCKING CALLED IT YOU KINKY SHIT" he yells smiling widely.
at this point i don't even care if yerin wakes up. yoongi looks so happy and carefree. "i'm gonna go to bed now little gryffinwhore" yoongi smiles softly and, god dammit, he blows a fucking kiss into the camera. "goodnight slutherin". yoongi hangs up and i smile lightly thinking about him and his beautiful smile.
message from iamyesinfired
"but let's be real here the sorting hat should've sorted you into the trash"
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oHHHHHH LADIES
THIS IS YOUR STORY
jk i ain't boo and it ain't time to wake up.
rED VELVETS COMEBACK FUCKING SLAYS MY SOUL LIKE EVERYTHING = SNATCHED.
ALSO LISTEN TO EVERY SONG ON F(X)'S ALBUM 4 WALLS BC HONESTLY IM DEAD RN
hope u liked this chapter u thirsty hoe
see u next time
- alex
