iamyesinfired
my grandma came to visit today
iamyesinfired
she straight up walked in and asked if i'd sucked ur dick yet
excujime
ur grandma needs to chill fuck
excujime
is she still there?
iamyesinfired
i'm not sure where she is but if
she's taken any of my fuckin mars
bars i stg
incoming call from iamyesinfired
"hey fuckboy"
"yoongi who are you talking to?" i hear a unfamiliar voice ring out. oh shit it sounds like a grandma. mmm boi this is like meeting his parents.
"shit it's my grandma stay woke, she may seem like a cute little old lady but she straight out called my mum tacky because she bought herself sparkly leggings"
"yeah but that shit is tacky" "true"
"ooh is this the boy you speak so much about?" a cute little old lady comes into view.
"grandma this is park jimin"
"h-hello" i stutter out. why am i so nervous? i wasn't this nervous meeting yerin's parents.
maybe because you have a crush on min yoongi?
shUT UP NO I DON'T HE JUST MEANS A LOT TO ME AND IS CUTE AND FUNNY AND I CARE ABOUT HIM.
wait shit that sounded like i had a crush
#nohomo
"has my yoongi here sucked your dick yet?" she asks smiling sweetly.
and that's the story of how i dropped my phone.
siKE
but i did actually drop it after she said that. i hold in my laughter as yoongi falls off his chair. "grANDMA FUCKS SAKE I TOLD YOU I'M WORKING ON IT".
i freeze. he doesn't have to work on it i'm cool for him to suck my dick right now.
fuCK I MEAN I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
well young man it doesn't seem like your working hard enough, invite him
over for dinner okay sweetie" she kisses his cheek. "see you soon jimin, it was nice to finally meet you" she waves at the screen and shuffles away. i look back at yoongi and he's blushing lightly.
"so u-um do you want to come over for dinner on friday?" he shyly asks. "sure hyung i can't wait" i smile back at him, my cheeks tinged red. "fuck outta my face you cute piece of shit" he pouts at me, waving, as he ends the call.
god bless yoongi's grandma.
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yO YO YO FUCKIN RATS
jk y'all are great
i'm listening to abba rn and it's the holidays so i'm ready to fuckin party
and by party i mean watch every bangtan bomb ever made ;)
hope u liked this chapter
see u next time
- alex
