incoming call from iamyesinfired
"fuCKING HELL JIMIN MY SISTER CAME OVER WITH HER FIVE KIDS"
yoongi's panicked face pops up onto my laptop screen and i swear to god i can see tears in his eyes.
"hyung are you crying?"
yoongi is glaring at me holy shit fuck me against a wall.
wait
shit
god fucking dammit
"for your information jimidiot my sisters little fucking satan children ganged up on me and one of them fucking punched my dick okay"
"a bunch of children ganged up on you? a twenty three year old man"
"okay how about you shut the fuck up and respect your elders gryffinwhore"
i can see the edges of yoongi's lips curve up slightly. "if i ever see you in the street i swear to god i will make you suck my dick gryffinwhore"
i can feel the blush crawl up my cheeks and i raise my hands to cover my cheeks
suddenly all i can hear is choking.
i look up and see yoongi having a fucking coughing fit.
"you're so fucking cute i hate you, you fucking piece of shit" yoongi manages to mutter while gulping down huge mouthfuls of water.
"suga suga suga suga suga!"
i hear tiny footsteps and the voice of a kid right before a cue little girl pops onto the screen.
"who's this suga suga?"
she giggles sweetly.
"this is my friend jimin"
i wave at her and she giggles some more. yoongi picks her up and places her on his lap and she snuggles her head into his neck.
damn lucky bitch.
god damn gay thoughts.
"are you two in love?" i hear her ask.
"well we'll just have to wait and see on that question won't we jimin?"
yoongi smirks at me.
that piece of shit.
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this is chapter is so shit whOops
i'm supposed to be doing my assignments rn i have two due tmr but this ship is too important smh
diD YALL SEE BTS CRY AT THE CONCERT BC I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS RN I STARTED SOBBING FUKCICJFUC
a nnnnyway
hope u liked this
see u next time
- alex
