guESS WHATS BACK (not yoongi's grandma chill, it's just the text format)

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iamyesinfired
jimin

excujime
yoongi

iamyesinfired
i miss you

excujime
i literally just left 2 mins
ago calm ur dick

iamyesinfired
k i'll calm it so you never
get it ever again

excujime
oH I MEAN I MISS
YOU TOO

iamyesinfired
that's what i thought :)

excujime
GUESS WHO I JUST SAW SHIT

iamyesinfired
wwhO

excujime
YERIN

iamyesinfired
👀👀👀👀👀

excujime
fuck you and your
emojis smh

iamyesinfired
ask her to give you
the succ👏🏻😩💦

excujime
GO AND DIE FCUK

excujime
dude i swear to god
yerin just winked at me
i'm now going to throw
myself in the han river👌🏻

iamyesinfired
she better not go near you
or imma drop her faster than
taeyeon dropped jessica

excujime
pull the trigger piglet

iamyesinfired
wOw OkaY this
is 🗣OVER🗣

excujime
i don't need a man
i don't need a man (what?)
i don't need a man
i don't need a man (jinjja)
i don't need a man
i don't need a man (jeongman)

iamyesinfired
gotta jia🚀🚀

excujime
I DONT NEED A MAN

iamyesinfired
did you just assume my gender?
i am 😤TRIGGERED😤

excujime
shut the fuck up you
actually look like rotten
broccoli smh

iamyesinfired
okay damn imma take my dick
someplace ELSE

excujime
pLease dont

iamyesinfired
🐍🐍🐍

excujime
i'm almost back @ mine
lmao

iamyesinfired
ah okay ;)

excujime
why are you using the
winky face???????

iamyesinfired
;)

excujime
why are you such
a bitch ass boyfriend,
why do u look like a
stale chicken nugget

iamyesinfired
;)

excujime
i'm finally home,,,

iamyesinfired
;)

excujime
dude i think i got some
sorta animal in my house

excujime
THERES SOMETHING BANGING
ON THE WINDOW OF MY BALCONY

excujime
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

excujime
iM ACTUALLY SO SCARED
FUCKCUFJXYCJCCU

iamyesinfired
;)

excujime
are u kidding me

excujime
get the FUCK off
of my balcony you
ugly oyster

iamyesinfired
let me in

excujime
should i let a burnt
turkey breast lookin hoe
into my house🤔🤔🤔

iamyesinfired
okay thats it

excujime
DONT BREA K THE WINDWO
FUKC OFF

iamyesinfired
LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN🗣🗣🗣

excujime
FINE YOU FUCKINF OSTRICH

iamyesinfired
:)

excujime
i hate you

iamyesinfired
i love you!

excujime
love you too

excujime
fat

iamyesinfired
THATS IT

excujime
PUT THE CHAIR DOWN
FUCK

iamyesinfired
love youuuuu

excujime
love you xx



---
anNoyOng cHinguS😩👏🏻
my surgery yesterday went well!
but now the bottom half face is swollen
and i want Death!
when i woke up from the anaesthetic
i cried a lot and i said to my mum
"if that doctor man comes near me ever again i'm gonna bash his neck in with a metal rod" and apparently i cried while taking about wonwoo👌🏻👌🏻
ITS TIME TO EXPOSE kimyugyms AGAIN

---anNoyOng cHinguS😩👏🏻my surgery yesterday went well!but now the bottom half face is swollenand i want Death!when i woke up from the anaesthetici cried a lot and i said to my mum"if that doctor man comes near me ever again i'm gonna bash his ne...

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FUCKIFN MURDER ME kimyugyms
SORRY FOR THE DELAY MY MOUTH IS HURTING H A SEND HELP
AND THE STUPID NURSE FUCKED UP WHEN SHE TOOK THE CANULA OUT AND I BLED ALL OVER THE BEDSHEETS RIP
ALSO SHOULD I START WATCHING STRANGER THINGS??????
aNywAys,,,
hope u liked this
see u next time

- alex

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