-= Lesbian Hetalia reader inserts =-

What am I, a pimp? (Fem!Iceland x reader x Fem!Norway)

Ok so I'm not really gonna write lemons anymore unless I feel like write them. Sorry.
Iceland x reader x Norway

It was a rainy day, just like every day that week. Marie had invited you to stay the night at her house, though you thought it was kind of weird that she had four roommates even though she could pay rent on her own, but you had to admit it was kind of cute how they were all such good friends. However the entire time you were there everyone was in a bad mood. Rain doesn't necessarily make you moody, you actually quite like rain, it was sort of calming to you, even though thunder and lightning can be a bit scary at times.

Anyway, Marie had planned for the two of you to go the new outlet mall that just opened, but it wouldn't be as fun if you had to run from store to store and no matter how fast you'd run you'd still get wet, so instead you decided to have a movie night instead. Fortunately you and Marie had bonded on your love of comedy and action movies, well, to be fair you liked all types of movies. As you were inside the kitchen grabbing snacks and drinks with Marie, you could hear whispering. You could only hear a few words and couldn't understand much of the words, you also couldn't tell if the whispering was in Icelandic or Norwegian or a bit of both, i know, i know you're a filthy casual with speaking both languages and couldn't identify either if your life depended on it. A few things you could hear were "Beautiful", "care deeply" and "confess". Oh boy, you could tell this was going to interesting.

You and Marie finished grabbing all your snacks and sat down on the couch. You sat next to each other so that you could easily share blankets and snacks. You had the popcorn bowl on your lap while Marie was holding all the candy bars (and ended up eating all of them). You both decided on some cop movie that you found on Netflix.

Between the soft rain hitting the windows, Marie's calming laughter and the head on your shoulder, you started to feel really tired. Wait. Why was there a head on your shoulder? You looked over at your side and saw Emilia snuggled up to your side. You looked at her face and saw that her entire face was a deep shade of red. You tiredly put your arm around her and her face somehow got even darker. You started to feel tired again and started to close your eyes until you felt something on your lap. You opened your eyes again and saw that Liv had taken the popcorn bowl off of your lap and sat there in it's place. You sighed and wrapped your arm around Liv's waist as she snuggled up to you. And so with both sisters completely attached to you, the three of you fell asleep.

You woke up by Marie screaming (you know how everyone makes a different sound while stretching, yup. She just straight up screams) while she was stretching. You were startled to say the least but somehow Liv and Emilia were still asleep. Those girls could probably sleep through a hurricane. Marie turned around to look at you and smiled when she saw that you were awake. So being the smartass you are, you decided to joke around "You wanna join, too?"

"They both really care about you, ____________. Don't break either of their hearts, or I swear to god it doesn't matter that we're friends, I can guarantee that they'll never find your body." Marie got scary serious then went back to being the normal happy energetic Marie that she normally was "Anyway, goodnight."

It took you a bit to fall back asleep after Marie's very unsettling threat, but you eventually did. When you woke up the two sisters had unfortunately left you on the couch. You wiped away drool and hoped that neither Liv nor Emilia saw that drool. You walked over to the kitchen to where you heard some plates and cutlery and shit. You saw all five of the roommates scattered around the kitchen. Marie was sitting with her legs up on the table, Beatrix and Tina were drinking coffee and standing near the fridge, last but not least, Liv and Emillia were sitting down and eating cereal at the table.

"Uhh. Let's go walk the dog." Tina said to Beatrix smiling, she nodded and the two walked out. With Marie chasing after them. They really needed to try to be more subtle. You sat down at the table with Liv and Emilia. Neither of them were talking with you, just looking down at the now soggy cereal.

"So, uhh. Did you guys like the movie last night?" You asked, which was a really dumb question because they only watched like two minutes of it, and plus you were talking about it like you went to a movie theatre but you were literally just sitting in the living room. Aaannyway. They both looked up at you, then at each other, then back at you.

"_________, look--" Liv started but you cut her off before she could say anything else.

"Ok, look I don't want to hurt either of you so I'd like it if you could both share me... Maybe... Please..." You blurted out. Liv and Emilia started doing that sketchy thing where people look around the room for an entire minute.

"I'm ok with that if Liv is." Emilia hid her face behind her hair and spoke in a mumble. You looked over at Liv who nodded in agreement. And so comes all the times that people will ask "so you're cheating?" When they see you on a date with the opposite sister than the last date.

A/n: Ok in the middle of writing this a storm started and i thought i was jesus and then the storm started to get really really bad and i think lightning struck my neighbor's backyard because i could hear it and it was literally right there and i swear to god why do bad things happen to me. It started as a small rain storm like yea i love rain tHEN THE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING STARTED AND IT BECAME HELL ON EARTH.

Also sorry I haven't been updating. If you haven't noticed by now, I procrastinate and I have a really bad sense of time.