Fem!Netherlands x reader
You calmly walked around the park. Looking at all the people walking their dogs. All the kids playing together while their moms talked. Then you got knocked over when a bunny ran into your legs full speed. You quickly got up.
Mother trucker, dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick (watch your profanity.)
And a blond girl chased after it. You moved out of the way before she ended up bumping into you.
Woah. This bitch is on a mission. There's no stoppin' her.
You slowly followed her. Trying to make it as non-suspicious as possible.
Damn. She runs fast for a chick in tight pants.
She finally caught up to the bunny and picked it up. She looked over at you, you quickly turned away but it was too late, you had already been spotted.
"You followed me?" She used the least amount of words possible. You nodded hesitantly.
"You wanted to see if my bunny is ok?" She asked, but it was more of a demand. You nodded.
Bitch, don't tell me why I followed you. The reason I followed you was because dat ass.
"I'm _________, by the way.... Umm... Cool scar..." You desperately tried to think of something to say, but accidentally said the most embracing thing ever. She just shrugged and handed you a paper. You opened up the paper and saw a long line of numbers.
Wait... That's a phone number. HAHAHAHAHAHA SCREW YOU DATING WEBSITE COMMERCIALS! I CAN GET A DATE ON MY OWN.
~~~time skip~~~
You looked nervously at the paper.
I don't even know her name... Haha! I know. We can go to Starbucks, then she'll have to say her name.
You called the number and waited as it ringed.
Am I being annoying?.... Oh shit! Hang up! Hang the fuck up!-- oh.. Too late... She already answered.
"Hello?" You heard her say on the other line.
"Uh. Yea. Hi.. It's... Uhh... _________... From the park..." You said awkwardly.
"I'll be back at the same park in ten minutes." She said before she hung up.
Ten minutes... TEN MINUTES?! OH SHIT. OK. PUT ON MAKEUP. HAIR LOOKS GOOD. OK. HURRY UP LETS GO.
You ran out the door and ran over to the park. When you got there, she was sitting on a bench waiting for you.
"Sorry I'm late. It takes twenty minutes for me to get here." You sat down next to her.
Is that a... Yes. It is. A Starbucks cup.
You stared in awe at the Starbucks cup that will save the relationship you don't even have yet.
Need to find out her name. Shit. The name-thing is on the other side of the cup.
"How about we walk around a bit." You said. Desperately trying to look at the name. She shrugged and got up, grabbing your hand.
Woah. Slow down there, first date.... But.. You're cute so I don't really mind.... JUST LET ME SEE THAT DAMN STARBUCKS CUP!
You desperately tried to keep up with how fast she walked. She looked over at you and noticed how tired you were, and stopped at a picnic table. You sat down and instantly tried to look at the cup again, but couldn't see it. She took a sip from the coffee cup.
Ok. I'm done.
"Give me that damn cup." You grabbed it while she was in the middle of drinking.
Finally. I get to see her name.
You slowly turned the cup over for dramatic effect.
The name says.... DARK LORD?!?!
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