-= Lesbian Hetalia reader inserts =-

dO NOT THROW A CROC AT YOUR SISTER (Fem!Australia x reader x fem!New Zealand)

Fem!Australia X reader X fem!New Zealand

"We're here in the wild jungle. Trying to find ourselves a huge croc." Kylie said with her face close to your phone camera. You were not in the jungle, you were actually in Kealin's front yard. And for the enjoyment of those three people that actually watch your snapchat story, you and Kylie were pretending like you were on an Australian nature documentary. You and Kylie were sitting in a tree on one of the higher branches, leaning on each other for support.

"In today's episode, we'll be following around a wild Kealin, a sweet creature that deserve to be protected." Kylie said as you zoomed into Kealin doing some gardening with a huge smile. You giggled and didn't notice Kylie put her arm around you. You turned over to look at Kylie, who's face was a lot closer to your's than it was the last time you looked at her. You smiled at Kylie and moved your face closer to her's, lips almost touching. You were interrupted by a quite sharp gardening tool flying right past Kylie's face. You look down to see Kealin smiling innocently at the two of you.

"Who's ready for dinner?" Kealin said sweetly while taking off her gardening gloves. You started climbing down the tree, yelling "oh shit, i am" while you were going down. Kylie followed you down the tree. You ran into the house and threw your shoes off then jumping onto the couch. Kealin smiled at your childish actions and walked over to you, getting as close to you as she can. You looked up at her from your seat on the couch as she stood right in front of you. Suddenly an unmistakable plastic shoe hit Kealin directly in the nose. 

"Hey, do not throw a croc at your sister!" You scolded Kylie then turned back to Kealin. "Do you want me to kiss it better?" You asked as she held her nose. She nodded and moved her hand away from her nose. You gently placed your lips on her nose and moved away to see that her entire face had gone red, while Kylie was mumbling something about how she wished she had a straight sister. You laughed and walked over to the kitchen where Kylie was standing next to the fridge and eating all the good food. Kylie would normally hiss at you like a cat if you tried to take food from her but she let you this time. 

"What are we having to eat?" You asked while shoving all of Kylie's food into your face. Kealin told you that she was gonna make (Idk you can pick i'm a really lazy author if you havn't already noticed.). You smiled and hugged Kealin as she walked into the kitchen, then turned around and hugged Kylie because otherwise she would be salty for the rest of the day, you added an ass grab to your hug to Kylie just to be sure. You sat down at the table and watched the sisters passive-aggressively fight over who would be cooking dinner for you, which Kealin ended up winning. Kylie sat down next to you and stared at you, but not in a creepy way, in that kind of like "I'm in love with you please notice me" way. To which of course you didn't notice because you were too busy looking at otps on your phone.

After Kealin was done cooking dinner she brought over two plates, putting one in front of you and keeping the other for herself. She smiled at Kylie who groaned and went to go get her own plate. Honestly, these two are quiet amusing when they're trying to lowkey fight over you because it's really not lowkey. At all. Both of them were generally nice but they got into arguments. Like the two of them had practically tried to kill each other today. But there are times where its peaceful and nice and cuddles and old movies, those times are great too. Basically all the time you spend with the two is the most precious time to you. You truly love both of them and they love you too. The three of you talked about everything you though of but literally nothing at the same time, it was kind of a talent of your's (much like the author. How do you think i can actually write more than 100 words?).

After dinner was finished Kylie offered to do the dishes, most likely to try to impress you. Which she noticed it was a bad idea at the last seconds when Kealin sat right next to you on the couch and hugged onto your arm. Kylie groaned and scrubbed at the plates while for probably the third time in an hour, complaining about how her sister was almost as gay as she was. When Kylie was done, you and Kealin had already chose the movie and were already cuddling under a mountain of blankets. Kylie sat on the other side of you, putting her arm around you. You leaned up to her and focused on the movie, not noticing that Kylie kept poking Kealin's face. You kept yelling at the people in the movie to stop being so stupid, even though they couldn't hear you, but anyway. Kylie looked down at you and laughed a bit, while Kealin was concerned that you were talking to made up characters that can't hear you.

"I love you." Kylie whispered into you ear out of nowhere. You giggled a bit and kissed her cheek while saying a sincere "i love you too" back. Kealin was trying to hide that she was jealous but she was never really that great at hiding her emotions. She basically just looked like an angry puppy, which thinking about it, that's actually the cutest thing ever, like ????

"Yea, well... My nose still hurts." Kealin mumbled and rubbed her nose while you turned over to her and kissed her cheek while saying "i love you" to her too. 

A/n: Just like every other story i do, this one had no plot, i basically was just like "I once saw someone with an Australian accent doing a fake nature show that was funny" then i was like "wow how funny would it be if someone got fucking attacked with a croc shoe" hence the title of this chapter.