France's new Puns

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France: (reading Nard's update about the RP) Hahaahh!

Me: (goes in) Why are you laughing?

France: You cannot defeat Leo and Kris? And they keep looking at the orbs! XD I think I know why?

Me: Okay? (Thinks) Oh wait..

France: Its because they want to absORB it! XD

Me: Grrr...

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France: (talking to flowey) Hey Flowey!

Flowey: What do you want?

France: Can I ask you something?

Flowey: Ask whatever you want, I don't care.

France: (grin) So.. You are Asgore and Toriel's son.

Flowey: Yeah..

France: and they don't know that you are a flower..

Flowey: Uhuh.. Why?

France: Does that mean you are their SON (Sun) FLOWER?! XD

Flowey: AHHH!! (Flowey: RESET RESET RESET!!!!!)

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France: LEON!! My Nephew!

Leon: (goes in) What is it uncle?

France: Who's this? (Shows a Picture of Squal from Final Fantasy 7)

Leon: thats easy. Its Squal Leonhart.

France: PFFF!!!

Leon: (notice it) GAH!!!!!! MOM DAD!! UNCLE FRANCE IS MESSING WITH ME!!!!!

France: xD just like your mother.. XD

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France and I: (got trap under a tail)

France: Sis I think I know what's your favorite game?

Me: What?

France: IT'S.. (Points at the tail) UnderTAIL!!!!

Me: AHHHHHHH!!!!

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France: Leno! (Calls him)

Leno: Hi Uncle..

France: What is the best was to- (saw a rat) 😱

Leno: Heeh. (Holds the rat) That's a nice SQUEK.

France: Oh no.. I got my karma.

Leno: (feed the Rat) come one uncle. He's cute.. Why not join is PESTival xD

France: O.O (backing away)

Leno: Come on Uncle...

France: Keep that away from me!!

Leno: Why? Does he look like he's RATpaging (Rampaging).

France: ENOUGH!! I'll GET MY GUN NOW!!

Leno: and what? Make a sound of "RATATATATATAATATATAT!"

France: OH THIS IS STUPID!!!

Leno: (cuddle the rat) Do you wanna shout that in the MICEcrophone (Place the rat near him)

France: AHHHH!!! (Runs)

Leno: Guess he's cannot show gRATitude to rats xD
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France: Leno mess me uh..

Me: Heheh., that's my son. God bless

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