France: (looking at the title) uh.. What the-
Me: Francis Kitsune my name is Rinoa Angelwings and may I interview you? (Wearing a reporters costume)
France: waaaa?!!!
Me: Just say yes bruh..
France: Fine..
Me: (smile) now I have 3 chocolates and 1 has a question. Pick one please?
France: (picks the kitkat)
Me: Okay! (Grab the question at the kitkat) How many lovers did you have?
France: What?!
Me: Just answer!
France: I hate this... 4.
Me: O.O Wow..
France: -_-
Me: Who and did you ever take them as yours?
France: 3 of them yes, the last one is the only one I appreciate.
Me: tell me each..
France: my first lover is.. Tasha.. Your friend,
Me: oh I remember that..
France: well.. She is beautiful and nice but she didn't became my GF coz my Mom didn't want me to have her so.. No. It was hard but I was able to move on.
Me: okay.. Who's next.
France: my first GF.. Graciella. She's like the most perfect girl I ever seen, hair long as Mulan and just talented. Well presently I found someone better coz when I found out that she is actually a 4 timer girl, she is actually using me and my intelligence to get what she wants! What made me mad is she is dating 4 men, and I'm the last -_-. So I broke up with her and she didn't care.
Me: bad.. Next.
France: the next is Magdalena.. You know who is she right?
Me:-_-
France: well I don't really consider her as my lover or anything. More like a stalker!!!! Well one time she threaten me that if I don't go on a date with her, she'll embarrass you at your young artist club so I said yes even if I don't want too. What's worse is she already schedule a date after 2 seconds of accepting her stupid offer. She became my GF for one day.
Me: And what happen to the date?
France: Well you know how I take care of things (wink)
Me: o.O
France: I wore my best suit and all, then afterwards I did what it takes to mess up everything. The food she doesn't want to eat, I broke a ferris wheel just to annoy her and something that would ruin her more.. Well it wasn't me coz a kid happens to trip infront of us and spill juice at Magdalena's clothes. After that she said we're through and run off.. While me in the background.. "Yes Yes Yes!!!!" Successful meh xD
Me: wow.. How about the last?
France: Tina? Um.. Lets see in the future xD God bless
